Friday, June 12, 2009

Dear Bob, Today Michelle found a dead shoe near her home and she thought it was that dead bird she saw before. The one where the bird was all bloody and its chest looked like it was all open. Looked like Captain Feathers when he died but BIGGER AND BLOODIER. And more dead. And uglier. And uglier. And scarier. Yeah well the shoe, was dead like the bird, and she thought the shoe was the birds cousin, so then she detoured to across the street and then back again just to avoid the bird. Then her mum was on the bird side of the road when she was on the unbird side, and the mum was looking at her funny, like the wtf-are-you-doing-look. Yeeah and then she realised it was a shoe and not the birds relative.And also... Michelle's shoulders hurt so much from failing at push ups yesterday. They had to do some fitness test and push ups was part of it. But then she couldnt do them at school, so then when she got home she tried them again and again, and now her shoulders are dead when she flexes back.Thank god shes stronger than edward (: